My brother just came out of the closet to me
I am crying. He is 12 years old. He’s telling me how he’s never going to find someone else like him. I will fucking murder anyone who messes with him. If you will, please reblog this so I can show him he will find someone and that there is absolutely nothing wrong with being gay. Please, it will mean the world to me.
thank you all so much.
Because everyone loves Magnus quotes
Simon: I've got the Mark of Cain. That means nothing can kill me, right?
Magnus: You can kill yourself. As far as I know, inanimate objects can can accidentally kill you. So if you were planning on teaching yourself the lambada on a greased platform over a pit full of knives, I wouldn't.
Simon: There goes my Saturday.
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Simon: I hope you told him you were bitten by a gay spider.
Alec: I've read Magnus's stash of comics, so I actually know what you're talking about. So would that give me the proportional gayness of a spider?
Magnus: Only if it was a really gay spider.
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Alec: Isabelle says the Queen of the Seelie Court has requested an audience with us.
Magnus: Sure, and Madonna wants me as a backup dancer on her next world tour.
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Jace: I've got a stele we can use. Who wants to do me?
Magnus: A regrettable choice of words.
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Magnus: You could give me the past, but Alec is my future.
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Magnus: *finger snap* Get up.
Simon: Or you'll be the next one to go up in smoke.
Magnus: There's no need to clarify my finger snap. The implication was clear in the snap itself.
okay remember london tipton’s dog ivana?
do you know who played the voice of Ivana?
EMMA STONE. EMMA STONE WAS THE VOICE OF LONDON TIPTONS DOG.
THIS WAS LIKE ONE OF HER EARLIEST JOBS IN HOLLYWOOD (x)
WHAT? OH MY GOSH! I HAD NO IDEA THAT WAS HER!!!
hELP
MY PARENTS SAID THAT I SPEND TOO MUCH TIME ON THE INTERNET AND THEY LIMITED IT TO 2 HOURS A DAY
I CAN’T LIVE WITH THAT
AND THEN I SAID: ‘MY FOLLOWERS WILL BE SO ANGRY’ AND THEY SAID: ‘OH REALLY, WHAT ARE FOLLOWERS EVEN FOR’
AND WE MADE A PROMISE THAT EVERY NOTE THIS POST GETS WILL BE +1 MINUTE EVERYDAY
24*60 is 1440
Dudes you got this kid ten days of internet per day
ten days of internet per day
i heard the first 2 seconds and I clicked reblog
YES!
THIS IS MAH JAM
HOLY FUCK
FUCK.
YES.
YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Insta-reblog
this is gonna be played at my wedding for the bride and groom’s first dance
NO EXCEPTIONS
INSTANT FUCKING REBLOG.
Seriously.
Heard intro: REBLOG BUTTON WAS CLICKED.I’VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS
FUCK YES.
IF YOU DONT KNOW WHAT THIS IS.
GET OUT.
JUST.
